Even Super Bowl champions aren’t safe from Disney drama. 😂

Former Philadelphia Eagles legend Jason Kelce opened up about what he called a “full-blown fight” with his 6-year-old daughter, Wyatt, during their recent family trip to Walt Disney World — and the hilarious meltdown that nearly derailed the day.

“Ruins about 30 minutes of our entire day because she wanted a whole waffle,” Jason laughed on his New Heights podcast with brother Travis Kelce. “There were four waffles and fifteen people. I gave her a piece, and she lost it. I’m like, ‘Nope. I’m putting my foot down. Not raising some spoiled little f—— rotten child!’”

🧇 The Great Waffle War

Jason recalled the standoff in vivid detail — the look on Wyatt’s face, the tears, and the stubborn refusal to share.

Even his wife Kylie Kelce tried to intervene.

“Kylie’s like, ‘Just give her the waffle!’ But I stood my ground,” he said proudly. “I’m not raising spoiled kids. She’s sharing!”

What followed was, in Jason’s words, a “full meltdown” — the kind of public chaos every parent knows too well.

☠️ Enter: Captain Jack Sparrow — The Unexpected Hero

Just when things looked hopeless, salvation appeared in the most unexpected form: Jack Sparrow.

“Whoever was being Jack Sparrow that day, man, he was amazing,” Jason said. “He walks up, starts doing the pirate thing, and somehow Wyatt’s just… laughing. Totally saved the day.”

From that moment on, the trip turned around — especially when Wyatt learned there was a sweet reward waiting nearby.

“She finds out we’re getting beignets from Princess Tiana’s place and goes, ‘But we’re gonna share the beignets, right?’” Jason joked. “And I’m like, ‘Yup. We’re back. We’re f—— back.’” 🍩✨

🎢 Dad vs. Teacups: Round Two

But the day wasn’t done testing his patience.

Jason — always the fun dad — decided to take his daughters on the classic teacups ride, swearing it wouldn’t spin “too much.”

“I told them it was chill. Then I start spinning it a little, and Wyatt starts losing her f—— mind,” Jason said, laughing. “I tried holding it still — still crying. But by the end? She actually liked it!”

👑 Parenting, Pirates, and Princesses

Despite the chaos, Jason says the trip was unforgettable — especially watching his girls meet their favorite Disney characters.

“Seeing them meet Ariel and Pluto was the best,” he said. “Wyatt was staring at Ariel’s fin like, ‘Wait, is that real?’ You could see her brain short-circuiting.”

Kylie, ever the calm mom, kept things grounded, while Jason snuck away for a few dad moments — including eating a turkey leg during the parade with baby Finn in one arm.

“I felt like a Neanderthal,” he admitted. “Turkey leg in one hand, baby in the other, waving at Mickey. Best day ever.” 🦃❤️

🍼 The Kelce Chaos We Love

Whether he’s holding court on the podcast or wrangling four kids at the Magic Kingdom, Jason Kelce continues to prove that retirement hasn’t slowed him down — it’s just given him new challenges.

And if surviving Disney World with four kids doesn’t earn a dad ring, nothing will. 👑