In the world of the Kelce family, transparency is usually the name of the game—after all, Kylie Kelce’s podcast is literally titled Not Going To Lie. But in a recent and raucous episode, the beloved “First Lady of the NFL” peeled back the curtain on a secret family dynamic that has fans absolutely spiraling. Kylie admitted that her brother-in-law, Kansas City Chiefs superstar Travis Kelce, wouldn’t just break the rules for her daughters—he would flat-out lie to their parents to protect them.

The revelation came during a candid discussion about the lengths aunts and uncles will go to for their nieces and nephews. While many would assume the Super Bowl champion champions discipline, Kylie confessed that when it comes to her eldest daughter, Wyatt, and her sisters, “Uncle Trav” is practically a co-conspirator.

The “Shocking” Secret Pact

The conversation took a hilarious turn when the topic of bad grades and school trouble came up. Kylie, known for her no-nonsense attitude, surprisingly admitted that as an aunt, she would readily sign a bad test for a niece or nephew to save them from their parents’ wrath. But then, she dropped the real bombshell: she knows exactly who would do the same for her own kids.

“I do believe Uncle Trav would do this,” Kylie declared with absolute certainty. “I think Uncle Trav wouldn’t think twice.”

For parents, this is the ultimate betrayal—the “cool uncle” undermining the rules! But Kylie painted a picture of a bond so strong (and a babysitter so easily manipulated by cuteness) that Travis would go to great lengths to shield Wyatt, Elliotte, Bennett, and baby Finn from trouble. She detailed a hypothetical scenario where Wyatt needs a test signed to avoid a scolding, joking that Travis would likely figure out a “virtual signature” just to get it done.

“I guarantee you [he] will sign it to send back to school. I know that for a fact,” she insisted, adding that his loyalty to the girls would even extend to feigning total ignorance if confronted by her or Jason. “He’d be like, ‘I didn’t do that. I don’t know what you’re talking about.’”

Wawa Chicken Fingers and “Mommy Senses”

The “Funcle” (Fun Uncle) energy doesn’t stop at forging signatures. Kylie also opened up about the reality of leaving her brood with the NFL tight end. While she admitted she’d trust him with the “older three” for a few hours, she knows exactly who would be running the show—and it isn’t the 6-foot-5 football player.

“Wyatt will just straight up tell you, ‘I’m not eating that. You know what I want? Wawa chicken fingers,’” Kylie laughed. She conceded that Travis knows how to order food and would likely cave to Wyatt’s demands immediately. The image of the fiercely competitive Travis Kelce being bossed around by a six-year-old demanding convenience store chicken is a delightful slice of humble pie that fans can’t get enough of.

The episode also touched on the growing intuition of her children. Kylie shared a spooky-yet-adorable moment where Wyatt told her, “My mommy senses are tingling,” leaving Kylie bewildered but impressed by the sass.

The “More Kids” Rant That Broke the Internet

While the Travis revelations were sweet, Kylie also delivered one of the most relatable and fiery rants of her podcasting career. When a fan submitted a question asking if she and Jason were planning to have more children, Kylie didn’t hold back.

“What? Girl, a human being just exited my vagina… approximately seven months ago,” she exclaimed, her voice dripping with exhaustion and incredulity. “I said vagina with my whole chest!”

She went on to remind listeners that her body is still very much in recovery mode, hilariously noting, “My titties are still keeping her alive, how about that?” The mother of four shut down the speculation with a stern warning that is sure to become a mantra for postpartum moms everywhere: “Don’t talk about having more kids. My uterus might hear you!”

Pranking Jason: “Are You Athletic?”

No episode would be complete without an appearance from Jason Kelce, and this time, he was the unsuspecting victim of a viral TikTok trend. Kylie called her husband live on the show to ask him a “serious” question: “Do you ever wish you were more athletic?”

The prank is designed to trigger defensive outbursts from partners, but Jason’s response was characteristically and infuriatingly secure. “Oh gosh, not really,” he replied earnestly between bites of donuts. “I feel like I’m pretty athletic.”

When pressed, he even joked that his athleticism is “a burden to carry” because the expectations are so high. Kylie, hoping for a meltdown, was left laughing at his unshakeable confidence. “He’s not lying, that’s the part that makes me mad!” she joked after hanging up. “We gotta figure out how we’re gonna knock him down a few notches.”

A “Married” Smelling Candle

Levity continued with a discussion about a new “Smells Like Jason Kelce” candle. Kylie addressed a fan who felt they needed her permission to smell it (“You’re f***ing right you do!”), before giving her own review. She speculated that a candle truly capturing her husband’s essence wouldn’t smell like sandalwood or vanilla, but rather a potent mix of “garage beer, football pads, and sandals.”

“I know it smells married,” she deadpanned. “So smell at your own risk.”

From exposing Travis’s willingness to lie for his nieces to shutting down pregnancy rumors with unmatched ferocity, this episode of Not Going To Lie proved once again why Kylie Kelce is the relatable queen of the NFL world. Whether she’s navigating hair tutorials (“I perfected my drugstore Conair curling iron”) or managing the chaos of four kids and a famous family, she keeps it 100% real—even if Uncle Trav is secretly plotting to break all the rules.