The Ultimate Takedown

In a segment that has left political circles buzzing, Greg Gutfeld delivered a brutal, no-holds-barred roast of Congressman Adam Schiff, and it was nothing short of savage. Gutfeld, known for his sharp wit and fearless commentary, tore into Schiff’s years of dramatic political theater, including his infamous role in the Trump-Russia collusion narrative. With biting precision, Gutfeld mocked Schiff’s exaggerated antics, empty predictions, and his desperate desire to be the lead actor in every political drama. And the best part? Schiff didn’t even realize he was being roasted. The takedown was so intense that even members of Congress were left laughing. The irony of it all: Schiff’s biggest performance wasn’t on the House floor; it was in the media circus he had created around himself.

A Political Circus Like No Other

For years, Adam Schiff has positioned himself as the “conscience” of Congress, a self-righteous champion of democracy standing against what he claims is a swamp of corruption. However, Gutfeld took one look at this narrative and saw nothing more than an overblown performance art, staged for maximum political theater. From the endless Russia collusion claims to the impeachment hearings, Schiff’s dramatic persona has been at the center of every major political event—each one promising explosive revelations that never seemed to materialize.

Gutfeld didn’t hold back. He pointed out that Schiff’s hearings were less about real accountability and more about self-aggrandizing theater, with Schiff at the center of every storyline. The man could turn even a simple parking ticket into a full-blown national emergency, according to Gutfeld. Every speech Schiff gave seemed to be scripted for maximum drama, and yet, the substance was always lacking.

The Russia Collusion Hoax

The centerpiece of Gutfeld’s roast was the infamous Russia collusion investigation. Schiff, who was one of the leading voices in pushing the narrative that Donald Trump colluded with Russia to win the 2016 election, found himself the subject of Gutfeld’s relentless mockery. Gutfeld pointed out that Schiff’s claims about having “evidence” of collusion were as credible as a carnival barker promising a magic trick that never actually worked.

According to Gutfeld, Schiff’s behavior during the Russia investigation was akin to a man who couldn’t stop hyping up a show that didn’t exist. Watching Schiff continue to make bold claims without backing them up, Gutfeld joked, was like watching someone try to levitate on the boardwalk and still failing. With each failed prediction, Schiff doubled down, pushing even more outrageous claims that never held water. Gutfeld perfectly captured Schiff’s delusional persistence, comparing him to a gambler who continues to bluff even though he’s lost everything.

Schiff’s Delusional Persona

What really struck Gutfeld, however, wasn’t just Schiff’s baseless claims; it was his utter delusion. Schiff saw himself as the lone honest man in a city full of crooks, and he was convinced that his political theater was saving the country. Gutfeld relentlessly mocked Schiff’s moral grandstanding, pointing out that Schiff’s approach to politics wasn’t about truth—it was about creating a narrative that fit his version of events.

As Schiff continued to champion the idea that he was somehow the last line of defense for democracy, Gutfeld reminded viewers that Schiff had been caught in one lie after another. But instead of owning up to his mistakes, Schiff simply pivoted, pushing the next crisis. In one of the most memorable moments, Gutfeld joked that Schiff didn’t “tell lies”; he “hosted them like Airbnb guests who never checked out.” Every time Schiff’s claims were debunked, he just shrugged, moved on, and delivered another self-righteous speech about saving the nation.

The Irony of Adam Schiff

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The irony, as Gutfeld pointed out, was too much to ignore. Here was a man obsessed with calling out disinformation while peddling it himself. Gutfeld highlighted the absurdity of Schiff’s moral high ground, accusing others of disinformation while contributing to the very thing he claimed to despise. Schiff, according to Gutfeld, wasn’t just a politician; he was a delusional performer, auditioning for a role in a play that had already ended.

And yet, Schiff’s campaign for transparency and truth seemed to be more about managing his narrative than about genuine accountability. Gutfeld painted him as someone who had turned politics into a personal drama, a man who believed he was fighting a noble battle, even as his credibility continued to collapse.

The Senate Bid: A New Stage for Schiff’s Theater

As if the political theater couldn’t get any more absurd, Schiff recently announced that he’s running for the U.S. Senate in California. Gutfeld wasted no time in mocking this move, suggesting that it was a calculated attempt to salvage his political career after being booted from the House Intelligence Committee. Schiff’s polished political ads, aired right after his removal, were an obvious attempt to regain relevance—something Gutfeld likened to a political Hail Mary.

The real kicker for Gutfeld was how Schiff continued to play the role of the martyr. Schiff’s campaign promises of “fighting for democracy” were seen by Gutfeld as another performance, this time geared toward gaining Senate approval. But Gutfeld couldn’t help but laugh at the irony: Schiff, the man who had failed to deliver any of his promised bombshells, was now running for a seat that he believed would solidify his legacy as a hero of American democracy.

Gutfeld’s Unrelenting Roasts

What makes Gutfeld’s roast so effective is his unrelenting style. He doesn’t just make jokes—he deconstructs Schiff’s entire political persona. From Schiff’s facial expressions to his constant moralizing, Gutfeld found every angle to mock. Whether it was Schiff’s serious demeanor that never seemed to match the gravity of the situation, or his inability to take a joke, Gutfeld made it clear: Schiff wasn’t just a poor politician; he was a walking punchline.

By the end of the segment, Gutfeld had delivered the ultimate knockout punch, exposing Schiff not as a hero of the American people, but as a self-absorbed, delusional figure who had overstayed his welcome. The roast was a masterclass in political humor, and Schiff, as usual, failed to recognize it.