Song lyrics don’t have to make sense. They typically do, but if you were to analyze many of your favorite songs, you’d find a lyric or two that don’t really add up. The three country songs below have lyrics that make little sense (in one way or another), but we love them just the same.

 

Honky tonk badonkadonk (Honky Tonk Badonkadonk –  Trace Adkins)

Country is a niche market. Listeners either love it or hate it. Trace Adkins‘s “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” is one song that has defied those odds. Even listeners who don’t call themselves country fans know and can two-step along to this song. Despite how beloved it is, the titular lyrics to this country song are essentially just a bunch of nonsense words put together. Though “honky tonk” is a widely used term, it doesn’t mean much. It’s a colloquialism that has spread far and wide. And “badonkadonk” is a word we’ve somehow gleaned meaning from, but it’s really just some sounds and syllables mushed together. If you were dropped into the U.S. for the first time and had no understanding of the country scene, you’d likely have a hard time figuring this song out. Those in the know, however, have found it endlessly amusing.

“For the lady, what’s it gonna be?” / I tell him man / She ain’t into wine and roses / Beer just makes her turn up her nose (“Whiskey Girl” – Toby Keith)

Toby Keith’s “Whiskey Girl” is funny if you think about it. The song opens wth Keith telling a story about going to the bar with his woman by his side. The bartender leans in and asks what they want to drink. Instead of an answer, Keith goes on a monologue about how edgy his partner is. In the end, he never truly tells the bartender what she wants in the lyrics to this country song. He only alludes to her being a whiskey girl. If you think about it in real-life terms, you’d have one fussy bartender on your hands if you were to wax poetic about your girlfriend for three minutes instead of ordering.

I’d like to walk you through a field of wildflowers / And I’d like to check you for ticks (“Ticks – Brad Paisley)

Songwriters have told someone they are attracted to them in many ways. There are seemingly endless sentiments that convey the same message. Brad Paisley came up with perhaps the most oddball way to express interest: I’d like to check you for ticks. We reckon the lyrics in this country song make sense, but the question of “why” is still very much up in the air. Why did Paisley opt for such a roundabout, creepy sentiment in this love song? We’re not sure, but it’s certainly memorable.

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