Hillary’s ‘Endless’ Comeback

Hillary Clinton just can’t quit politics. You’d think after her spectacularly failed presidential run in 2016, she’d finally retire into a quiet life of gardening and cat-stroking. But no, Hillary keeps popping back up, like a political Whack-a-Mole, demanding attention with her latest “woke wisdom” and personal brand of virtue signaling. She even had the gall to make a recent appearance on The View, leading to a critical question: what’s the weight capacity of that stage?

But you’ll never guess what she talked about. Her love of gardening? Nope. How she stays healthy? Wrong again. How much she adores rescuing stray kittens? Not even close. Of course, it was Donald Trump—who else? Trump seems to live rent-free in Hillary’s brain, with a 500-unit condo complete with a rooftop lounge. But as Greg Gutfeld aptly put it: “Girl, you gotta move on.”

Hillary is like that ex who can’t get over their breakup, sending you passive-aggressive texts years later. Trump’s presence looms larger in her mind than a national crisis.

Greg Gutfeld: The Master of Political Demolition

When Gutfeld takes aim, no one is safe—especially not Hillary. His comedy isn’t just a roast; it’s a category 5 roast, served with a side of sarcasm, blunt force, and the subtlety of a wrecking ball smashing through a porcelain shop. Gutfeld doesn’t just poke fun at Clinton’s failures—he tears down her entire legacy, piece by piece, leaving nothing but ashes and laughter.

You can feel his grin as he expertly dismantles Hillary’s career: “The man didn’t even flinch,” Gutfeld said, ripping through Clinton’s political persona as if he were opening a bag of chips. “Sour cream and electoral delusion, anyone?” And this wasn’t just political banter. This was a political demolition, with Hillary’s carefully curated PR image shredded in front of a delighted audience.

Clinton’s Post-Election Circus

In a twist of fate, Clinton became the OG election denier, as Gutfeld points out with undeniable flair. After losing to Donald Trump, Hillary’s next move wasn’t to accept the defeat gracefully. Oh no, it was a five-year tirade, blaming everything from Macedonian content farms to Russian interference. At one point, the only thing missing from her complaints was an accusation that gravity was conspiring against her.

Yet, Gutfeld couldn’t resist reminding the audience of her epic post-election meltdown, where she went on a world tour, wrote a memoir, and recycled every excuse under the sun to explain why she lost. “But hey, at least she kept blaming everything except herself.” No accountability, no reflection, just a never-ending PowerPoint of contradictions that only left her looking more out of touch with reality.

Hillary’s Legacy: A Corporate-Humanitarian Hybrid

Let’s talk about that pesky Clinton Foundation, the so-called beacon of goodwill—but what exactly was it beaconing? Gutfeld gleefully exposes it for what it really was: a cleverly disguised family business, built on the kind of transparency that’s about as efficient as a DMV on fire. With millions in donations and little tangible progress, it’s hard not to wonder if the Foundation’s real goal was getting rich while playing the “we’re doing good” card.

Clinton’s cozy relationship with Wall Street? Let’s just say it wasn’t the heartwarming story of a politician standing up to the big banks. No, it was more of a “customer service rep reading from a gold-plated teleprompter” kind of vibe. She was paid six figures just to tell billionaires that everything was fine—basically, the political version of “don’t worry, we got this” while simultaneously pocketing the cash.

The ‘But Her Emails’ Saga

Perhaps the most delicious irony in Gutfeld’s roast was when he pointed out the absurdity of Hillary’s campaign to rebrand herself as a champion of truth. This is, after all, the same person who erased 30,000 emails like they were expired coupons, leaving Americans with one question: “What will happen if I delete it?”

And then, the crowning glory of Hillary’s self-promotion: she tweeted out an image of herself wearing a “But Her Emails” hat. Oh, the nerve of this woman, still trying to market herself as a champion of democracy while conveniently ignoring her flagrant disregard for the law. At this point, it’s hard not to wonder if she lives in a parallel universe, where the truth is optional, and rules are made to be broken… or deleted.

Clinton’s Ultimate Hypocrisy

Greg’s roast didn’t just poke fun at Hillary—it held a mirror to her face and let everyone see what she really was. He casually pointed out her endless contradictions: champion of women unless they accuse someone she likes, defender of truth unless it’s under subpoena, and fighter for the people—as long as they have deep pockets and strong Wi-Fi.

Perhaps the most devastating critique from Gutfeld was the glaring absence of humility from Clinton. For someone who has failed to learn from her mistakes and consistently avoided accountability, her current rebranding as the moral compass of America is laughable at best.

The Never-Ending Clinton Saga

Gutfeld’s roast of Hillary Clinton wasn’t just about hitting her where it hurts—it was about shining a spotlight on the never-ending political theater that surrounds her. As long as Hillary keeps popping up on the news like an out-of-touch politician in a perfectly curated blazer, there will always be people like Gutfeld ready to hand her the mic and then set the stage on fire.

The saga continues because Hillary can’t quit politics—even though politics has clearly moved on. And as long as she keeps stepping into the spotlight, she’ll keep getting roasted. This endless cycle is what happens when a politician’s ambition far exceeds their self-awareness. Watching Hillary try to fight modern political battles while clinging to old-school politics is like watching a VHS tape battle TikTok—outdated, irrelevant, and impossible to ignore.